The Smegmas
Monday, December 13, 2010
Classifide Ad: Joel
Joel:
Age: 37
Hobbies: golf, beer, and watching ice skating
Hopes: blu - ray flat screen t.v.
Dreams: very wet
"my mummy never loved me, will you?"
can be found,
in a cubicle near you!
(666) 555-6969
creechAHHHHHHHHH!
Creech crawling outta the zany abyss
collage
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
TALLBOY STRIKES AGAIN! PENTACORN!
THE PENTACORN!
ANOTHER FREAKIN' DYNAMITE CREATION BY:
TALLBOY
....................PINS COMING SOON!
"SWEET JESUS THAT IS THE MOST MAJESTIC MIDDLEPART UNDER SATAN'S RAINBOW!"
-CO.CREATOR KRUSTY
Tallboy (f)ARTS!
Tallboy Chris Coulon!
French Artist Extroardinaire!
Skateboards!
Comics!
T's!
and Tunes!
Holy Shit!
that ain't even it!
check out more radical mind blowing, puke exploding
Tallboy art at these sights:
http://blog.tallboyart.com/
http://shirtsanddestroy.com/tall_boy_illustration
Saturday, November 6, 2010
GREEN HELL X SMEGMAS
THE ANTI CHRIS AND KRUSTY
Thursday, November 4, 2010
U.F.OH NOOOOOOO!
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Crying in my Beer: Yearbook 1974
Creature 1974
by Johnny Sampson
Frankie 1974
by Johnny Sampson
Lawrence 1974
by Johnny Sampson
Photographs and Memories!
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Smegmas Over the Rainbow!
"I really love Rainbows!"
Jiro Bevis
cool art by a guy with a cool name
Jiro Bevis
A
UNICORN
AND AN
X
tee?!!!!!!!!!!!
yowzuhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
check out the sweet booooooooty on the right!
ah man! awesome!
Sunday, October 17, 2010
CREEPTURE DOUBLE FEATURE
FOR THOSE OUT THERE WITHOUT TIMEWARP
CLICK ON THIS LINK TO GET THE AWESOME 80'S DEMONS SOUNDTRACK!
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HCY0VK94
ALSO,
FOR THE MORE SENTIMENTAL VIEWER WATCH
DERANGED
FOR A MAN WHO JUST LOVES HIS MOM....
AND DIGGING HER UP FROM THE GRAVE
AND WEARING HER FLESH
AND MURDERING
FOR MORE
MAYBE HE WAS JUST A LI'L LONESOME
Saturday, October 9, 2010
CLASSIFIED: band seeking booty full of tutti frutti!
The Smegmas is looking for new talent!
the band is full of a bunch of
DEAD BEATS
(literally)
YOU AXED FOR IT!
it's finally your chance to be
a part of that sound!
"that booty with a tasty platter of tutti frutti!"
MEET THE SMEGMAS!
HEY THERE GUYS AND GHOULS!
IT'S FINALLY TIME!
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE BAND I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN
DYING
TO MEET,
THE SMEGMAS!
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Lawn Chairs Rule!
YOU SEE A LAWN CHAIR? YOU SEE A GOOD TIME!
sheer portable awesomeness!
wooooweeee what a pair!
A really nice middlepart/lawn chair loungin' combo!
this is really a gem ! the loungin' lawn chair!
it's kinda a lawn chair family,
with the blue bastard son on the outs
(lower right-hand corner)
insert your ass here!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
your booty will thank you!
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