Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Smegmas Over the Rainbow!

"I really love Rainbows!"

Jiro Bevis

cool art by a guy with a cool name
Jiro Bevis






 

 

A UNICORN AND AN X tee?!!!!!!!!!!!
yowzuhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!


 
check out the sweet booooooooty on the right!
ah man! awesome! 

 





Sunday, October 17, 2010

CREEPTURE DOUBLE FEATURE

 

FOR THOSE OUT THERE WITHOUT TIMEWARP
CLICK ON THIS LINK TO GET THE AWESOME 80'S DEMONS SOUNDTRACK! 

 

ALSO,
FOR THE MORE SENTIMENTAL VIEWER WATCH

DERANGED

FOR A MAN WHO JUST LOVES HIS MOM....
AND DIGGING HER UP FROM THE GRAVE
AND WEARING HER FLESH
AND MURDERING
FOR MORE

MAYBE HE WAS JUST A LI'L LONESOME





 

Saturday, October 9, 2010

CLASSIFIED: band seeking booty full of tutti frutti!


The Smegmas is looking for new talent!
the band is full of a bunch of 
DEAD BEATS
(literally)


YOU AXED FOR IT!
it's finally your chance to be 
a part of that sound!
"that booty with a tasty platter of tutti frutti!" 

MEET THE SMEGMAS!

 
HEY THERE GUYS AND GHOULS!
IT'S FINALLY TIME!
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE BAND I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN
DYING
TO MEET,

THE SMEGMAS! 

 


 



Thursday, October 7, 2010

Lawn Chairs Rule!

 

YOU SEE A LAWN CHAIR? YOU SEE A GOOD TIME!




 

sheer portable awesomeness!


wooooweeee what a pair!

 



 A really nice middlepart/lawn chair loungin' combo!  



this is really a gem ! the loungin' lawn chair!

 

it's kinda a lawn chair family, 
with the blue bastard son on the outs
(lower right-hand corner) 




insert your ass here!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
your booty will thank you! 







Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Bonin' and Booties!

Tracks:
1 agile, mobile and hostile
2 i wanna be your favorite pair of pajamas
3 bonin'
4 through it all
5 looking down at you - looking up at me
6 bring me back my car unstripped
7 car with the star
8 pussy stank
9 only black man in south dakota
10 country and western song
11 everybody knew
Click on Andre's hit single "Bonin'" to get Silky